Apologies to anyone expecting a random list of pop culture observations or some biting criticisms of Israel. I was simply too damn busy to do one of those this week. So instead, I present to you news of great import.
Naked women are coming… in 3D.
(Like the use of entendre there, didn’t you?)
Playboy’s head pimp Hugh Hefner is set to unveil the first ever Playboy magazine in all its three dimensional glory. Readers can now look forward to seeing Playmate of the Year Hope Dworaczyk with a pair of free 3D specs.
“What would most people like to see in 3-D?”asked Hugh Hefner. “Probably a naked lady.”
I couldn’t agree with you more, Hef. What boy doesn’t want a pair of fake, heavily airbrushed boobs in their face?
And in other news, Law & Order has been… cancelled?!?
The Peacock network is finally bringing an end to its twenty-year franchise. The show that spawned three spin-offs and a British export will wrap up May 24. It is now tied with Bonanza as the longest-running prime-time drama of all time. But don’t worry, that gavel-sound won’t be gone for long. The franchise will live on in its spin-offs Law & Order: SVU and Criminal Intent, and the new Law & Order: Los Angeles, which is scheduled to take its place next season.
Oh how I will miss Sam Waterston’s drunken acting.
