The Dashing Fellows

Posts by Christian Arambulo

PMS is Your Fault (you big fat jerk)!

By Christian Arambulo Aug 25, 2010 12:00 am

Men, time to take stock of your ammunition because we’ve got one less card to play when confronting the finer half of the species. PMS may no longer be singularly responsible for a woman& ...

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Daughter of Laurence Fishbourne to Release Porn Tape

By Christian Arambulo Aug 04, 2010 12:00 am

Remember before the Internet when leaking indiscreet photos of your genitals was social suicide; the stack of maybe five actual photographs circulating amongst 100 people at most being grounds for ...

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Mother Jailed for Tracking Down Son on Facebook and Sleeping with Him

By Christian Arambulo Jul 14, 2010 12:01 am

When mothers put their children up for adoption it’s generally in the hope that their child will receive the opportunities that would otherwise be lost to them and not to track them down on ...

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Jezebel Claims The Daily Show a Sexist Program (Hate Alert!)

By Christian Arambulo Jul 07, 2010 3:48 pm

Jezebel recently gave The Daily Show a thorough feminist drubbing calling the program “a boys club where women’s contributions are often ignored and dismissed”. The lack of visible ...

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Perez Hilton in Trouble for Tweeting Miley's Vagina

By Christian Arambulo Jun 15, 2010 3:23 pm

Flamboyant attention whore and celebrity blogger Perez Hilton could be going to jail for a federal crime (that boy done fucked up). As far as we know, Hilton tweeted a link to a photo that contained ...

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The iPhone 4? Meh...

By Christian Arambulo Jun 09, 2010 12:01 pm

After much anticipation, Steve Jobs finally unveiled the iPhone 4, and man, was it underwhelming; especially in light of all the hype the gadget received back in April, when a lost prototype found ...

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Mission to Nowhere: Cosmonauts to Spend 520 Days in Mars Simulation

By Christian Arambulo Jun 02, 2010 9:34 am

On June 3rd, 6 cosmonauts will embark on a 520 day mission to nowhere. Well, close to nowhere: they’ll actually be holed up in a warehouse in a suburb of Moscow as part of a simulated journey ...

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Huffington Post Editor on Miss USA's

By Christian Arambulo May 19, 2010 11:38 am

Photos of newly crowned Miss USA, Rima Fakih, taking part in a pole dancing contest were released earlier this week to the vitriol of cyberspace. Huffington Post editor David Weiner (wiener lol) ...

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Man Rampages in China Killing 7 Kindergarten Students and 2 Teachers

By Christian Arambulo May 12, 2010 12:23 pm

Ok, what gives? Another man in China has gone berserk and attacked a kindergarten class, but this time with a meat cleaver [typical]. This has been the 5th attack on Chinese schoolchildren in the ...

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Man Dies After Friends Stick Large Eel Up His Ass

By Christian Arambulo May 05, 2010 4:18 pm

What would initially be considered friendly joshing turned fatal as a drunken prank went horribly wrong causing the death of a Chinese man. How wrong? Well, fucking really wrong. That’s ...

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