German science has gone a long way from the Boys from Brazil days. They've smartened up and figured there's no cash in cloning Hitler. No, the profitable thing, the right thing to do is prove that not only is lechery normal, it's honorable.
Isn't staying healthy honorable? So if staring at women's breasts is healthy, doesn't that make staring at women's breasts honorable?
I like my logic!
Anyways, peep this link saying how this study asked some participants to stare at a woman's breasts and asked the other participants not to. Guess which set of dudes had better effects regarding blood circulation, and therefore reduced heart and stroke risks? Actually... hehe... I think it increases the risk of stroke. Get it? Stroke? But I digress:
A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy...
According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study... "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."
I just worked out for 8 hours over my lunch.
The miracles of science