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Courtney Love: "Homely Girls are Better at Sex"

By Max Arambulo May. 6, 2010 10:49 pm

Well, there you have it, directly from the horse's mouth. Courtney, in a great exercise of self-deprecation, says she's fiercer in bed than any pretty girl. Apparently, pretty girls tend to just lie there. Love's reasoning is that she, and girls like her, have to "try a bit harder".

This should be emboldening, less for me and my chained up guy friends, but for the single dudes I know who are still standing. But, don't go all crazy, there are still extremes. Like, I think it's fallacious reasoning to believe that a girl with no teeth is going to be the best at sex in the world. Fallacious, even though fellatious. I think it might be productive to lower your standards just a notch. Guys tend to overlook those 6's. I say, if they're nice and funny, give them a chance!

Of course, the best would be some girl who was not so good as a youngster and is way better in her prinme, due to whatever, plastic surgery or weight loss. Look, not trying to be all gully, I'm just working on the assumption that Courtney's spitting truth.

"'I'm better because I was never pretty," she told Toure on Fuse's 'On the Record.' "Pretty girls just lie there. Us girls who grew up a little more homely have to try a lot harder. That's why pretty girls never threaten me, it's like, yeah, you want to take me on? Take me on. Go for it.'"

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C

Love might be good at sex, but I still can't see how you can find her attractive enough to overlook her flaws. Beer goggles?

Posted May. 7, 2010 7:09:45 am
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