Daughter of Laurence Fishbourne to Release Porn Tape

Remember before the Internet when leaking indiscreet photos of your genitals was social suicide; the stack of maybe five actual photographs circulating amongst 100 people at most being grounds for the proverbial blackball. Ah, much simpler times indeed, but how we have progressed, where photos now range in the thousands and viewers in the millions. Not only is a shot of vag/sack now an innocent mishap but images of full out sexual friction could actually bolster your image and not damage it, giving you street cred that was usually reserved for vets of the cola game.  

This is particularly true for celebrity desperate females, as boning in the internet age is particulary effective at garnering instant exposure. Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, and Kim Kardashian, to name a few all, used their “brains” to get ahead. Kendra Wilkinson is perhaps the most entrepreneurial of the bunch having inked a deal with porn hub Vivid Video to distribute her “leaked” sex tape ensuring both instant fame and quick profits. 

19-year old Montana Fishbourne, yes, daughter of Laurence Fishbourne, is taking an ill-advised page from the books of the classy ladies above. Seeking her own fame she intends to release of her own sex tape, citing Kardashian as inspiration, “I've watched how successful Kim Kardashian became and I think a lot of it was due to the release of her sex tape”. Except the “sex tape” Montana refers to is a fully fledged porn flick.  No amateur stuff filmed with a handheld or a tripod and with an unknown ex-boyfriend, but with film crews, locations, and “actors”.  It seems that today’s reality star has paved the way for tomorrow’s porn starlet.

Laurence Fishbourne must be having white flashes of his younger days as Larry Fishbourne in A Nightmare on Elm St. Except instead of having to contend with a burn victim equipped with a gloved claw and a striped shirt trying to kill him in his dreams, he’s dealing with every father’s worst nightmare coming true.