There’s Stuff White People Like, Stuff Educated Black People Like, and so many more. This list is nowhere close to the over 100 “stuff” listed on SWPL but it features some key thing that my fellow fatties and I have grown to appreciate. What better way is there to kick off the Thanksgiving weekend than with this list? Enjoy!
-the following are in no particular order
New Restaurants
When I first moved to B.C. I was amazed at the number of American restaurant chains that were here. Red Robins, Papa John’s and IHOP just to name a few. I felt like a kid in a candy shop (no pun intended). New places give us an excuse to eat out.
Distractions at the Gym
iPods, Magazines, hotties lifting weights, funny workout partners: all are acceptable forms of passing time while cursing the invention of the elliptical
Fatter Friends
A fatter friend makes us look small by default. Just like an ugly friend can make one look hotter. It’s sad but true.
Value Meals/Fastfood Coupons
Any excuses to stop off at McDonald’s/BK etc. are welcomed.
Convenience
aka. not having to go the extra mile. Literally.
Cakes
Self explanatory.
Dessert Shops
Remember when Demetri’s started opening up everywhere? Or the first speciality cupcakes shop (now there are tons)? What about Marble Slab? Oh, the joy that was brought into our lives because we no longer only had Baskin Robbins.
Skinny Friends with “Big” Appetites
Truly, we like anyone who loves food like us.
Being Told We’ve Lost Weight
Nothing like being told that we look smaller to give us confirmation that our diet of Big Macs and Cinnabons is working.
Shoes
No matter how much we gain they’ll always fit!
All sounds very true.... Perhaps they're all reason as to why they are fat as well.
*reasons....... and sorry for double posting
Lol, I had a good laugh at this! (no offense to anyone) But hey, the truth ain't always pretty.
All sounds very true.... Perhaps they're all reason as to why they are fat as well.