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I wouldn't want to be...

By Kenny Aug 27, 2010 12:00 am

I wouldn't want to be... this guyEverybody has been drunk or at least drunk enough that the night before becomes little more than a blur but I do not think anybody I know has been so drunk that he/ ...

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Man Rampages in China Killing 7 Kindergarten Students and 2 Teachers

By Christian Arambulo May 12, 2010 12:23 pm

Ok, what gives? Another man in China has gone berserk and attacked a kindergarten class, but this time with a meat cleaver [typical]. This has been the 5th attack on Chinese schoolchildren in the ...

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Man Dies After Friends Stick Large Eel Up His Ass

By Christian Arambulo May 05, 2010 4:18 pm

What would initially be considered friendly joshing turned fatal as a drunken prank went horribly wrong causing the death of a Chinese man. How wrong? Well, fucking really wrong. That’s ...

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Why do the Chinese Stab So Many Toddlers?

By Max Arambulo Apr 30, 2010 5:05 pm

You might read my headline and think, "Whatever this guy thinks is many, can't be that many" or "Nice generalization buddy". Here's what's many to me: for the last 3 days, there've been daily cases ...

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Woman Seeking Plastic Surgery to Look Like Jessica Alba and Win Back Ex

By Christian Arambulo Feb 10, 2010 9:56 am

People will do some crazy shit in the name of love. Like absolute bonkers bazooka Joe type shit. But nobody, not even a Don Juan Romeo Latin Tiger Woods, has anything on 21 year old Chinese ...

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China Introduces Female Only Parking Lots Injuring Feminists Everywhere

By Christian Arambulo Dec 30, 2009 12:51 am

Despite China's recent economic gains, they are still light years behind contemporary standards when it comes to social attitudes, namely those surrounding sex and gender politics. Aside from leaving ...

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The Price Of Foreign Adoption

By Colin Ellis Nov 07, 2009 12:00 am

On a recent episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm, Larry runs into a married couple and their daughter, a young Asian girl. Larry makes a slightly racist remark about whether or not the girl has a ...

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So that's where the penis goes...

By Christian Arambulo Nov 05, 2009 12:04 pm

So I always thought that there could not have been a less sexually repressive upbringing than my Catholic one, but at least if it came down to the big nasty I'd know where to place my johnson ...

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